From the anaconda in a Honda (don’t ask him for a ride, you might end up inside), to the zonk (good for nothing and very rude), from the useful caterpillow and the reliable teapet to he newt who plays the flute, and the wordfish – who’s a swordfish in a state of undress, this is an A-Z of animal poems with a difference! Choose your own favourite from Roger McGough’s witty and wicked menagerie of rare breeds real and imaginary.